 | | Be proud to be a Redneck . . .
They're the most influential group in the country!
Don't be ashamed to admit that you have at least a little bit of Redneck in you! Rednecks are responsible for creating the greatest country in the world and demographic studies have shown repeatedly that they comprise the fastest growing segment of new millionaires in the U.S.
Consider this: 1. The last two Presidents are rednecks; 2. There are more rednecks in Congress than any other population segment (remember the red states that elected Bush in November 2005?); 3. Rednecks pay more taxes and employ more people and benefit more charities than any other group; 4. More buildings, schools, highways and towns are named after rednecks; 5. More rednecks own businesses than others; 6. Rednecks dominate the truly rich with a net worth over $10 million; 7. The number one spectator sport is a redneck one: NASCAR; 8. The number one beer in America is a redneck one: Budweiser; 9. The number one soft drink and the world's most recognizable brand is a redneck one: Coca Cola; 10. The number one selling vehicle is a redneck truck: Ford F-150; 11. Farms and ranches run by rednecks are the world's source for food; 12. Redneck are the most die hard American patriots and the first in line to defend our country; 13. Most of the top football coaches are or have been rednecks; 14. The funniest and most popular comedians on the circuit today are rednecks and blue collar ones; 14. Harley-Davidsons are considered one of the best motorcycles in the world--and guess who designs, builds, buys and drives them? 15. There are more rednecks enrolled in American colleges and universities than any other group.
Indeed, rednecks built the most powerful country in the world after fighting the American Revolution and now truly dominate the world! Rednecks also include cowboys, lumberjacks, farmers, fisherman, small business owners, hillbillies and many conservative urban dwellers. The term "redneck" no longer has the derogatory meaning it has had in the past--and rightfully so when it is taken in the proper context.
So, be proud to be a redneck!
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