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Be proud to be a Redneck .
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They're the most influential group in the country!
Don't be
ashamed to admit that you have at least a little bit of
Redneck in you! Rednecks are responsible for creating
the greatest country in the world and demographic
studies have shown repeatedly that they comprise the
fastest growing segment of new millionaires in the
U.S.
Consider this: 1. The last two Presidents are rednecks;
2. There are more rednecks in Congress than any other
population segment (remember the red states that elected
Bush in November 2005?); 3. Rednecks pay more taxes and
employ more people and benefit more charities than any
other group; 4. More buildings, schools, highways and
towns are named after rednecks; 5. More rednecks own
businesses than others; 6. Rednecks dominate the truly
rich with a net worth over $10 million; 7. The number
one spectator sport is a redneck one: NASCAR; 8.
The number one beer in America is a redneck one:
Budweiser; 9. The number one soft drink and the world's
most recognizable brand is a redneck one: Coca Cola; 10.
The number one selling vehicle is a redneck truck: Ford
F-150; 11. Farms and ranches run by rednecks are the
world's source for food; 12. Redneck are the most die
hard American patriots and the first in line to defend
our country; 13. Most of the top football coaches are or
have been rednecks; 14. The funniest and most popular
comedians on the circuit today are rednecks and blue
collar ones; 14. Harley-Davidsons are considered one of
the best motorcycles in the world--and guess who
designs, builds, buys and drives them? 15. There are
more rednecks enrolled in American colleges and
universities than any other group.
Indeed, rednecks built the most powerful country in the
world after fighting the American Revolution and now
truly dominate the world! Rednecks also include cowboys,
lumberjacks, farmers, fisherman, small business owners,
hillbillies and many conservative urban dwellers. The
term "redneck" no longer has the derogatory meaning it
has had in the past--and rightfully so when it is taken
in the proper context.
So, be proud to be a redneck!
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