In the News . . .
Advertising
available on his
body
A man from
Panama City Beach is offering his body for advertising
space during Spring Break in the Spring Break Capital of
the World. He is offering to walk the Panama City Beach
strip for a minimum of six hours a day during the month
of March. He is offering advertising space on any area
not covered by a Speedo for a minimum opening bid of
$10,000 on
Ebay. There were no bids made as of this writing.
Couple
wed during
mower race
 A redneck couple was married
during
halftime during the debut of the annual Louisiana Racing Valentine 500 last Saturday at Alexandria, La. During
the race, 130 lawnmowers competed over 517 laps with
twelve racing classes . . . and one redneck wedding at
halftime . . .
(The Town Talk)
Hillbilly
armor protects troops?
 Due to
inadequate protective armor on U.S. military vehicles to
protect occupants from
terrorists, many U.S. armed force
personnel have resorted
to arming them with scrap metal,
which is welded on to vulnerable areas. The practice has
led to the development of the slang terms, "Hillbilly
Armor" and "Hillbilly Steel", where they are retrofitted
in shops that have become to be known as "monster
shops".
Alberta battles redneck image
 The
premier of the Canadian Province of Alberta says that
their fellow country men have a false impression of
local residents as alienated, redneck cowpokes . . .
(CNews.com)
Court refuses
case about t-shirt
The Supreme Court refuses to consider
whether students can take their redneck humor to school
with them
(Fox News)
Myrtle Redneck
Riviera goes upscale
Myrtle Beach tourism says that their reputation as the
"Redneck Riviera just won't cut it any more and are working hard to go
upscale--hopefully without alienating their core visitors.
(MyrtleBeachOnline.com)
Women allegedly assault man with tongs
Georgia police search for two women
they say sexually assaulted man with cooking tongs.
(ABC News)
Canadian redneck part of
same-sex wedding
Conservative
self-admitted redneck from British Columbia proudly
participates as a witness in a same-sex wedding ceremony
of two female friends . . .
(GlobeandMail.com)
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