In the News . . .
Advertising available on his body
A man from Panama City Beach is offering his body for advertising space during Spring Break in the Spring Break Capital of the World. He is offering to walk the Panama City Beach strip for a minimum of six hours a day during the month of March. He is offering advertising space on any area not covered by a Speedo for a minimum opening bid of $10,000 on Ebay. There were no bids made as of this writing.
Couple wed during mower race
 A redneck couple was married during halftime during the debut of the annual Louisiana Racing Valentine 500 last Saturday at Alexandria, La. During the race, 130 lawnmowers competed over 517 laps with twelve racing classes . . . and one redneck wedding at halftime . . . (The Town Talk)
Hillbilly armor protects troops?
 Due to inadequate protective armor on U.S. military vehicles to protect occupants from terrorists, many U.S. armed force personnel have resorted to arming them with scrap metal, which is welded on to vulnerable areas. The practice has led to the development of the slang terms, "Hillbilly Armor" and "Hillbilly Steel", where they are retrofitted in shops that have become to be known as "monster shops".
Alberta battles redneck image
 The premier of the Canadian Province of Alberta says that their fellow country men have a false impression of local residents as alienated, redneck cowpokes . . .
(CNews.com)
Court refuses case about t-shirt
The Supreme Court refuses to consider whether students can take their redneck humor to school with them (Fox News)
Myrtle Redneck Riviera goes upscale
Myrtle Beach tourism says that their reputation as the "Redneck Riviera just won't cut it any more and are working hard to go upscale--hopefully without alienating their core visitors. (MyrtleBeachOnline.com)
Women allegedly assault man with tongs
Georgia police search for two women they say sexually assaulted man with cooking tongs. (ABC News)
Canadian redneck part of same-sex wedding
Conservative self-admitted redneck from British Columbia proudly participates as a witness in a same-sex wedding ceremony of two female friends . . . (GlobeandMail.com)
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